"Timbermast don't leave me or I'll turn
into a lemon eating lemming meringue pie"
or
"Gadzooks, 'tis Noel . . ."

The armoured piglet of Stonehenge,
Had turned into a tree,
The tree it was a mulberry bush,
And was all covered with blee!

Some music of a kettlefish,
Was dustbin Mozart dull,
And around the fatal mulberry bush,
Came a dancing Death of Skull.

!aH aH aH aH aH aH aaH"
"!ekoj a dlot neeb tsuj evI
,cnuD dlo dias "tnemom a no gnaH"
"!sdrawkcab gniog ereW"

But then the Skull of Death did laugh,
And vanished with a shout,
But left a note that said in code:-
"Sorry, my hisses have run out,
Ha Haa Ha Haa Ha Haa Ha Haa,
Ha Haa Ha Haa Ha Haaa,
Ha Haa Ha Haa Ha Haa Ha Haa,
Baah? Haa Haa Ha Ha Ho Ho!"




Then from a flower into spice,
And the flower had just flowered,
A man said "I was experimenting with verse,
And I am Noel Coward!"

Before Noel Coward could speak,
Into a tin of paint,
He made a film about a gnu,
"No I didn't!" said Pastry Pam.

"Who was that?" said Sausage Man,
"I bet it was some old barst!"
"I don't know either"
Said a soggy Timbermast.

"I've come to help you on your quest,
Now PK is not here".
"No I didn't!" said Pastry Pam.
"Who was that?" said Sausage Man.

"Last time you did eat me!"
"But I did have no lunch"
Then Duncan and Timbermast,
Spied the evil Beansprout Bunch.

The Beansprout Bunch did jump on them,
With knives and large chainsaws,
And decided they would chop them up,
"No I didn't" said Pastry Pam.

"Who was that?" said Sausage Man,
"What a stroke of luck,
In fact I now feel in the mood -",
"No I didn't!" said Pastry Pam.

"Who was that?" said Sausage Man,
"What a stroke of luck!"
"You're repeating yourself" said Timbermast,
"No I didnt!" said Pastry Pam.

"Who was that?" said Sausage Man,
"Who chucked that giant clam?
Did you chuck it Pastry Pam?"
"Hello, my name is Pastry Pam", said Pastry Pam.

"Ha Haa Ha Haa Ha Haa Ha Haa,
Ha Haa Ha Haa Ha Haaaah!
Ha Haa Ha Haa Ha Haa Ha Haaa,
Ha Haaa Ha Haa Ha Haaah!"
Said the Skull of Death.

"Shuttup Skull of Death."

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