I can see the advantages of
a degree in income tax
or
Ode to the Sausage Man, Duncan


State which functions are even,
O gentle lady,
Unsex me here,
and will make good of bad and friend of foes.

Prove by induction that 'n' is a positive integer,
as all he wanted were a few laughs,
because he hath been in unusual pleasure,
a little water clears us of this deed.

A foolish thing to say, a sorry sight
as it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance,
Unruly has been this night,
Drop your trousers and abuse the curtained entrance.

Put on your nightgown,
Because it looks like a sausage,
As the wine of life is drawn,
Is that all you can brag of,
Ive seen more meat on a dead Volkswagen.

What does periodic mean
The bell invites us
Until a milkbottle balanced have you been
Until you have been given a great pertebation,
-of strawberry yoghurt,

So my blind mistress, sleep no more in blind panic.