September 04, 2006

Ode to Bam

(a cat)

Bam, I fed you earlier this evening.
One of the consequences of this is that I know you've already been fed
One of the consequences of this is that I'm not going to feed you again
One of the consequences of this, is that you are going to carry on lying on your back gurning and miowing like a goon.

One of the consequences of being a cat is that you don't understand consequences.

Posted by nikn
Comments

Our cat Idaho has a miauw that means “Idaho never got no foods.”

He often uses it fifteen minutes after I've fed him.

Posted by: Keir at October 23, 2006 11:24 AM